Deserving of a Superbeast Sized Snuggie

No matter what your political ideology happens to be, there is one thing we can all agree on. Jonathan Krohn needs his ass kicked.

Sure, I detest his defense of conservatism, but that's not why this dork needs to get curb stomped. It's that smarmy, "learned from television talking heads/pseudo intellectual air" that really gets my goat. This little teacher's pet got a pat on the head from some windbag in a brown suit that sent his premature political career launching into the stratosphere.

He might be a bona fide genius for all I know. In that case, his pursuit of a doctorate in dorkitude is a waste of monumental proportions. You can tell that the old, crusty white people at CPAC were giddy with his "promise". Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if they roll this turd out to run 2012. Imagine the Jonathan Krohn/Sarah Palin debates? The unintentional comedy of that alone would force me to pay for cable.

Like many child stars before him, the pressures of fame are daunting. This kid has a whole lifetime of corporate luncheons and hookers awaiting him if he keeps his nose clean.

He reminds me of the guys in my high school that were really into prog rock. Not the good kind either. The Geddy Lee kind.

Thanks to the fine gents over at Lords Of Apathy for this discovery.