Monday, June 22, 2009

My Racist Toothpaste.

My hunch is confirmed. My toothpaste is racist. Check out its evolution.

I have confirmed that it hates blacks. It probably hates slews of others. I first started using it in Beijing and I couldn't stop. I'm not sure how I feel about spreading this hatred all over my mouth, but it sure makes my teeth white.


Extra! Extra!

Apparently the ground is even for racially sensitive toothpastes across Asia. These two examples are from Hong Kong and Shanghai respectfully.


americanmidwestsamurai said...

Ahh...those were the days. I show do miss me some Chinky.

frank adam said...

I enjoy Chinky as well. Great stuff. I love tooth paste and racism! Wait, just tooth paste.