Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Simple Movie Reviews by Janie Mo

Who has time to read all those boring movie reviews with 'opinions?' Don’t you just want to know what the movie is all about—will you like it? For instance, Public Enemies is all about guns; now if you happen to like that sort of thing, well you get the idea…

If you like GILFS, then you will like Harold and Maude.

If you like hair plugs, then you will like National Treasure.

If you like Zach Braff’s self-indulgence, then you will like Garden State.

If you like other people’s solitude, then you will like Into the Wild.

If you like aggressive mullets, then you will like Roadhouse.

If you like The Golden Girls, then you will like Fried Green Tomatoes.

If you like music, then you will like Top Gun.

If you like Amish kids on meth, then you will like The Devil’s Playground.

(there's more, just hit the link...add your own! fun!!!!)

2 comments:

Casey Brewer said...

Can you post a chunk of the story and link the rest?

frank adam said...

These are great!