Hydrozoanism: A Real Religion

There's a new prophet in town, and it's a jellyfish. The hyrdozoan jellyfish is the only known immortal animal on the planet. It can completely transform it cells by a process called transdifferentiation, enabling it self to cycle between adult and youth states forever.

Why exhalt imaginary gods of the past when there's a real fucking immortal being here on earth. Let's save our souls, push it on our kids, and worship this badass tentacled miracle already. No one can bullshit on our god.

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