Saturday, September 18, 2010
Honorary Superbeast: Sam Elliott.
Samuel Pack "Sam" Elliott (born August 9, 1944) is an American actor. In films, he is often characterized by his rangy physique, thick horseshoe moustache and deep, resonant speaking voice.
Dear mustached man beast. The only dude on the planet that can get away with rocking a waxed canvas duster. Today we salute your storied career. You played Gar, the bad boy biker in Mask. The film that made every Mom in the suburbs cry. You also boned Cher (pre fucked up prosthetic face), and hung around with Rocky Dennis in spite of his huge head. No biggie.
Your many roles as "Barroom Handsome Dude #1" are legendary. Your virile 'stache has women across the globe yearning to collect the crumbs you shake from it. Cheers to you Sam Elliot.
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