Somewhere on Highway 90, our dear friend Robert Schneider is driving 40 miles per hour, with two cats, and 6 full litter boxes in tow. Today, the legend known simply as "The Schneids" is embarking on his journey across the country, from Seattle to Pittsburgh. From Evergreen to Industrial. From KFC, to Taco Bell, and every fast food respite in between. The mercurial wanderer is likely knuckling his steering wheel, riding the white lines, whilst contemplating his future at his next job in advertising. We bid our bearded buddy farewell. We wish we would have attached a film crew to document his adventure. We regret not fitting him with a head-cam at the bare minimum. And a bib. A bib would have been interesting.
The Schneids has left quite the legacy here in Seattle. From his one untied shoe, to his insatiable interest in all things film, food, comic, and professional wrestling. We're excited to hear of his next stop in Pittsburgh, and his first Primanti Brothers sandwich. Half of which will inevitably wind up on his shirt.
We send good tidings to our favorite Toddler Businessman. We hope his 2-liter of Diet Pepsi remains cold.
6 comments:
Well put.
Long live the Schneids.
It's like I'm with him in the car, if there was room for a passenger amidst the fast food trash.
Stay bearded good buddy.
We should have made cat cams.
Rock on, Schneids. Cuz I know you always loved that nickname. Good luck on ya!
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