This is how it all goes down. "The true story of a man exiled in the wilderness and how he learns to survive."
Sounds like a pretty good gig if you ask me. I'll do without the feathered locks and blow-dried beard though. There's no time for that shit when you live the life of a total sun-burned savage dude.
Word on the street is that Dan Haggerty (Grizzly Adams) runs a small bistro and markets a line BBQ sauce. The obvious next step in the career of a professional savage. I wonder what ol' Mad Jack and Number 7 are up to these days?
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