Monday, December 22, 2008

Do not buy this.

I was duped.

I was duped into buying what I thought was a burger-scented spray. For only $4 you can have, "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat!" Smell like the Whopper, they said. My mind was racing with all the fun I could have with burger-scented spray.

But instead of smelling like delicious burger, it smells like something a douchebag would wear right before he heads to The Drink and slips a date-rape drug into an underage drunk girl's martini.

This shit is awful.

While the website is hilarious and the concept of burger-scented spray is pretty funny, the actual product is horrid. So, please, this holiday season do yourself (and everyone around you) a favor. Do not buy this.

3 comments:

Casey Brewer said...

I want bacon spray. I can't believe nobody has made that yet, I mean duh!

Not Dickless said...

"it smells like something a douchebag would wear right before he heads to The Drink and slips a date-rape drug into an underage drunk girl's martini."

Der. It came out of CP+B, what would you expect?

Zetzman said...

I know, which is precisely why I thought it would smell like burger.

You live and learn, I guess.